February 2011
Lots of boobs and dick on my dash today
iexcuseyourvagina:
Hawkward
And it’s always that day your parents decide to look over your shoulder..
Because it's Tumblr, I feel the need to share more...
anothercarbonlifeform:
brotodile:
hesgotyouhigh:
lpn-:
SLEEPING NAKED TONIGHT
THUG LIFE
FUCK CLOTHES
sleeping naked is the best feeling ever.
sleeping in nothing but jammers is the best.
Nothing but boxers, ftw.
I shower naked.
WITH WOMEN.
iloveyouabushelandapeck:
instant reblog. always.
This video. Why. Why oh why.
xD
Go to Google Images, type in your url, and reblog...
onkaytheoctopus:
theboyyourmomwantsyoutomarry:
theselastmoments:
So today,
I wake up feeling sick as shit but realize I have to go to school anyway. I had the brilliant idea of taking Dayquil. Oops, took Nyquil. Now I get to sleep for two periods straight. Get home and play Blops for a while, then Tyler takes me to Evanne’s. We play Blops for a while longer and by this time I’m feeling fine, BUT THEN, Evanne decides to get in a 40 minute tickle fight with me,...
January 2011
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
I would give the world to you if I could.
OHWAIT, then I’d just be giving you to yourself, because you are my world. ;D
Oh wait, I can’t do that either.. SHIT.
Gerard Way throughout the years
the-fabulous-killjoy:
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2011:
OH SHIT.
Did you know that the word "Nemo" in Latin means...
WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS EARLIER? Dude, mind fuckin’ blown…
Actually I’m pretty sure it means “no one” …
ubiquitous-obfuscation:
May the gods of winter ride upon their frosty steeds across the skies of Garland with such vengeance for our escape of winter that Wednesday’s dawn will be greeted with a marquee of justice: GARLAND ISD - CANCELLED
Please reblog this if you have a heart:
missangelahh:
REBLOG THIS AND LOOK AT YOUR BLOG. FUCKING DO IT.
lol HOLY SHIT. IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
LOL, i dont get what this has to do with having a heart.
Lemme go see what this is gonna do~
oh my god.
reblog it then look at your page.
REBLOG THEN LOOK AT YOUR BLOG HOLY FUCK.
WAIT WHAT!
So many bright lights to cast a shadow, but can I speak? Is it hard...
This bitch totally wants my D, bro.
Let's just talk all through the night, there's no...
I just went from last place to 2nd place in under...
BOW TO ME.
IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO GET A BONER AT THE MOVIES.
garfield-:
IT’S NOT UNUSUAL IF IT WAS TOY STORY 3.
IT’S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE.
Today was awesome!
freakishly-freakish:
Totally went on an epic adventure with Christian. We went to fry’s, best buy, firewheel, marc’s house, pretty much everywhere. Totally had an airsoft war too.
And I totally got swarmed by spiders when I was on the ground. xD
You know, 100 years ago, we would have been...
rachaelpotter:
Not really because that was in 1911 and it wasn’t like that then. Maybe 200 years ago.
Not 200 years either, try around Roman times.
AOCDRNDICG TO RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY,...
mnid fcuk
Waht the atacul fcuk
givemesomethingtohopeon-deactiv asked: i follow you but dont knoww you but i just read your post about being in a shitty mood all day and i hate it when people are sad! so i hope you feel better(: and i had a pretty bad day too so if you need someone to talk to im all ears!
strongbad asked: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
It's tough when someone you care about starts to...
towriteloveonmorgansarms:
jesus-stole-my-girlfriend:
Girls with the same face in every picture.
imwritinginpen:
awesone:
drfaggot-:
likeastar-:
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Omg this post:)
Reblogging for the Spongebob GIF. <3
Oh, the joys of being a teenager.
I’ve been in a shit mood all day, someone leave me something witty in my ask box for me to wake up to. But don’t worry, you have about 12 hours because I don’t plan on getting out of bed before then.
All these people
are going to be talking about Winter Ball and posting pictures of themselves with their dates.
OHAIDURR
Samantha Santos has officially out creeped me.
foreversamantha:
aplacefornewbeginnings:
Creep.
But I’m pretty sure I had bad breath at that moment in time. :(
I’m pretty sure you didn’t?! But yes, I’ve out creeped and won.
Oh praise Jesus, my breath was tolerable<3
But remember. This is only the beginning.
Samantha Santos has officially out creeped me.
Creep.
But I’m pretty sure I had bad breath at that moment in time. :(