Goodnight Tumblr,
I love you all. Especially, you. <3
December 2010
HEY YOU'RE COOL AND I'M WRITING IN YOUR ASK BOX AND I LOVE YOU AND I THINK YOU SHOULD HACK KEERIGAN'S ACCOUNT MORE OFTEN AND I THINK YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A DRAGON'S BOOTY IN HAIR FORM AND I THINK YOU MIGHT SECRETLY BE A DINOSAUR.
kthanksbye.
HEY I LOVE YOU.
HEY U GUISE, ASK ME LOTS O' QUESTIIIIONS.
:3
Awhz,
Tina called me. She so sweeeet<3
@Jessica;
I know. :’(
“Marc is a douchebag.”
—Keerigan Rudd
"Marc is a douchebag" - Keerigan Rudd hahaha great quote XD
pahahahahahaha, I really hope you saw what was on there before. xD
I haven't felt this good in months.
Someone call me. <3
SO THIS BITCH HOLLY RUINS MY PLANS,
I totally hacked Keerigan’s Facebook and changed his picture, sex to female, interested in to men, said he loves anal sex, and men are his life, AND SHE TELLS HIM EVERYTHING. Fucking british. </3
… xD Luhh yewww
No matter who you are, you're beautiful.
Reading this, know that I love you. Especially you. <3
Oh my God, real smile.
Time to get better, bitches. <333
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Panic! At The Disco
Panic at the Disco - Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
(via alphadogandohohomegalomaniacacac)
Nostaaaalgiaaaaaa
They say the captain goes down with the ship, so when the world ends will God go down with it?
That awkward moment
when I realize I haven’t actually done anything awkward. :(
Bitch. I love you.
Twilight Books 'Summary'.
- — Book 1. Twilight:
- Edward: Hey.
- Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
- Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
- Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
- Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
- James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
- Edward: Roar.
- James: Omnomnom Bella.
- Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
- Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
- Jacob: Oh, hi there!
- — Book 2. New Moon:
- Edward: Oops, gotta go.
- Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
- Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
- Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
- Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
- Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
- Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
- Volturi: You suck.
- Bella: OMG leave him alone!
- Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
- Jacob: I love you, Bella.
- Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
- — Book 3. Eclipse:
- Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
- Bella: OMG no!
- Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
- Jacob: I want to kill her too!
- Riley: I will kill you!
- Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
- Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
- Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
- Victoria: You missed me bitches?
- Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
- Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
- — Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
- Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
- Bella: Shit, okay.
- Jacob: My heart is broken!
- Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
- Edward: Oh no, a monster!
- Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
- Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
- Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire now! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
- Volturi: Fine, you won.
- Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.
